Funny [phony] of the day
Sheila Bair, Chairman of the FDIC, approved and endorsed a new bank.
Washington politicians follow her lead causing a run on mattress stores in the Greater Washington area and mattress stores around the country report unbelievable sales since Ms. Bair's endorsement. The bailout plan has been scrapped since it was determined the recession has been averted due to massive hiring of ex- bankers by the mattress industry.
Sleep well with your money tonight.
It's safer than ever in America's newest bank. 